December 2011
2 posts
November 2011
2 posts
September 2011
1 post
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August 2011
1 post
I loved when you jumped up.
– Katie Holmes, So You Think You Can Dance Best judging comment ever!
July 2011
1 post
June 2011
4 posts
The Best Scene from Dirty Dancing
Johnny Castle: Yo cuz! What’s she doing here? Billy Kostecki: She came with me. She’s with me. Frances ‘Baby’ Houseman: I carried a watermelon.
[Johny walks away unimpressed]
Frances ‘Baby’ Houseman: [to self] I carried a watermelon??? In case you need to refresh your memory, here is the clip. In case you need to commemorate this moment with a t-shirt, click...
May 2011
2 posts
April 2011
1 post
March 2011
7 posts
Don’t forget to kill Phillip
– Ed to Shaun, Shaun of the Dead
Well, your ice cream is like a Jimmy Fallon SNL sketch - half way through it you...
– Stephen Colbert, Ice Cream Fight with Jimmy Fallon Watch here
February 2011
7 posts
Suck it blondes.
“At least in our study, gentlemen do not prefer blondes. They prefer brunettes. Its kind of an interesting finding, considering that in our society we concentrate on the blonde.”
Dr. Kelley Kline, Florida State University
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Jeez Julia, ever try to NOT like one of Ken’s status updates?
– Dave, Perfect Couples
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January 2011
18 posts
Was I wearing a tiara when I came in here? Because if you happen upon it, would...
– Leslie Knope, Parks and Rec, “The Flu”
Damn, it feels good to be a gangsta.
– Geto Boys
Last official day at work!
XOXO, Thanks for the memories!
K.
PS. I’ll miss YOU most of all!
This is awesome! →
shortmikeshort:
And this one involves you! Ever fancy yourself a comic book writer? Want to flex those writing muscles in a sequential manner? Have an idea you want to see visually realized?
Here’s the project: Write a three-page comic for me, and I will draw it. I’ll also be writing and drawing my own stories.
I learned a new word today: gigglefart
Definition from Urban Dictionary:
“A string of multiple flatulent occurences that are each short in length and high-pitched. May or may not occur while giggling.”
If you are not too long, I will wait here for you all my life.
– Gwendolen Fairfax, The Importance of Being Earnest
Girl I’ve been peeping you
And you’ve been peeping me
– Boys II Men, “Come On”
December 2010
14 posts
Better to be hated than loved for what you’re not.
– Marina & The Diamonds, I’m Not A Robot.